Wednesday, March 21, 2007

best things..

this one cames from another blog ng clasm8 q..

and its kinda cute dats why i copied it..
but wait, i think kinopya nya lng dn to..
hehe.. enjoy reading mascians!
(ds s my first post for the day..)
ibig sbhn my ksunod p mamaya..


40 BEST THINGS OF BEING A MASCIAN

40 Best Things About Being A Mascian:
Have you ever regretted studying in Masci? Have you wondered how your life would be if it weren't for this school? Well, for those of you who can't find enough reasons to celebrate being a Mascian, here are 40 reasons, in celebration of our more than forty years, to think otherwise:


1. You study in a school where winning is mandatory and excellence is a tradition to uphold. You should be proud of that. Whatever mistake you commit, you are still regarded as intellectually gifted. **true!.. wait, true?
2. Masci is nationally acclaimed. Every victory and triumph of the school is also your success. Where else could you get superlative exaltation for doing absolutely… nothing?
**d nman cguro.. nagbbgay dn nman ng moral support!
3. You get to be called the hope of the future. Everywhere you turn, you are a hometown hero.
**kung alam lng nila...
4. You belong to the first ever science high school in the Philippines. You belong to the original. All others are copycats.
**yea.. one thing that i'm proud of.. ORIG kmi!
5. You enjoy quality education. And that includes truckloads of homework, projects, subject requirements, tests, etc. And who could ever forget those abominable notebooks?
**enjoy? what the?!
6. You are privileged to have express tickets to the best colleges and universities.
**oo nman.. masaya un! ü
7. You pay nothing to the school. In other words, you're simply a parasitic leech sucking the school's funds dry. So don't ever think you have the right to destroy and ruin other people's lives.
**public na parang private science/pilot school...
8. You learn to love studying.
**i love studying. and I hate it.
9. You look extremely smart to outsiders. People actually believe that Mascians are made out of brains.
**xempre..(proud!) [kung alam lang nila.. ]
10. Masci has "The Nucleus" and "Ang Ubod," the best secondary school papers this side of the planet. No questions asked.
**asan n nga pla ubod natin.. sayang naman...
11. Mascians swim exclusively in the "Batis ng Diwa." You get the picture.
**nkalangoy k n b s batis ng diwa..? (peace out seniors! ü)
12. You learn a lesson or two in life. And that does not include all the shenanigans you pick up in class.
**a lesson or two? ive got three!
13. Mascians are a diverse bunch of people. The probability of meeting your soul mate and your hell-raiser is high.
**hell raiser? oo nman.. soul mate..ewan.cguro.
14. Masci has a historical artifact, the Bordner Building. Why go to Vigan, Ilocos Sur when you can visit the Bordner Building for that Spanish civilization ambience?
**my multo dun eh.. gudluck to upcoming freshies
15. You are educated by beautiful, funny, extraordinary, and open-minded teachers. Perhaps that is a bit of an overstatement.
**
beautiful, funny, extraordinary, and open-minded teachers.. konti lng cla..
16. Masci has its share of famous alumni. Unfortunately, Mascians who make it to the entertainment industry conceal their identities. They use screen names. Besides, no one will believe your statements when you say a famous celebrity graduated from your school.
**bakit nman c tuesday, proud xa.. d q n kylangang ipagcgawn p
17. Mascians have over-supportive and ever so protective parents.
**tulad ng mga parents n pagpsok mo andun s my gate.. pag uwi, andun p rn.
18. Your school is just in front of the Supreme Court and the NBI. Whenever there are protests or rallies, classes tend to be cancelled. Too much noise inhibits learning and gives students a well-deserved break.
**sana lage my rally noh?
19. Mascians are neighbors with students of UP Manila. You are a step away from the premiere university of the nation.
**nursing lng un eh.. sna my masci dn s diliman at los banos..
20. Masci is very accessible from anywhere in the metropolis, where most Mascians live. And yet, students still develop the habit of arriving late in school.
**(ouch..) over confident n xe..
21. Mascians are taught foreign languages. You can speak in so many different languages to impress anyone. Even though your statements are completely senseless, no one will ever know.
**french and jap.. enjoy! sna my mandarin nd spanish...
22. There's always room for improvement in Masci. Cleaning tasks are endless. A dream come true for obsessive-compulsive neat freaks.
**clearance kraniwan.. pag my stain, indi cleared.. amp!
23. It's impossible to get lost in Masci. Mascians thus, have a good sense of direction. Or it simply means that the school is too small. Even if you have the world's worst sense of direction, you'll never lose your way in Masci.
**anu nmang ggwin s mlaking space if ever n meron?
24. You are administered with a healthy dose of metropolitan pollution. The spirit of the city will always be with you. Even at your sleep, you will always remember the gagging stench of poisonous gases.
**remember, we are on taft ave., beside the jeeps,buses,lrt nd everything
25. Lots of adventures await you. Research work will bring you to places you never dared to go before.
**[excited.]
26. Lots of surprises are in store for you. For the first time, you'll get a taste of instant summative tests and sudden mood swings from the teachers.
**konti lng ung mga gnun...
27. You enjoy freebies. Mascians benefit from exclusive scholarships granted by the top universities in the country as well as in other parts of the globe. They are granted to you and your kind alone.
**[enjoy]
28. English rooms decorated with Math facts and figures are solely for Mascians' use.
**[ouch] room nmin gnun eh
29. Some of the facilities you use today are authentic antiques, which date back in the early 60's. Cobwebs and dust are included.
**found mostly.. bordner bldg.. kinda museum like..
30. Masci has its share of ghosts, evil spirits, and urban legends. Just try visiting the school at midnight, and you'll experience unspeakable sheer terror. Or better yet, just take a look around your class. You might be surprised to see that your classmates are even creepier than ghouls.
**haha c paul at jheri.. peace!
31. Mascians have "up-to-date" facilities. The state of the art equipment outdates even the tools from the Stone Age.
**recycle.
32. Daylight saving time comes to the rescue of Mascians starting November.
**END of nov to be exact..
33. You have your own zoo. The school has chickens, cats, and fishes. And occasionally, your classmates will turn into the worst kind of pigs and monkeys.
**no chicken and fishes.. pusang gala n lng..
34. You own Paco Park. Mascians are the self-proclaimed owners of the park. Plans for expanding territory are under way.
**reunion anyone?
35. The public announcement system is a laugh riot. Every morning, all of the students' disciplinary problems are broadcasted for the entire universe to hear.
**parcs.. bangs.. hehe peace!
36. The number of rich people among Mascians is increasing. That means more funds and more donations to solicit.
**no comment
37. You have a Nipa Hut. This makes the school look at more like Old McDonald's farm for kids.
**you can't enter the nipa hut n noh!
38. There is no limitation in expressing your thoughts. Desks and armchairs are mediums for Mascian communication. The chat room has invaded the classroom.
**that's why... clearance:varnish chairs!
39. You will never have trouble finding the comfort rooms. The sweet pungent aroma will lead you to its lair.
**social n ngaun.. my flush n!
40. Masci is near Robinsons Place, plain and simple. Need we say more?
**its the mascians haven..


Haven't you changed your mind yet? If not, there's nothing else to do but to look for another school. Sorry, your problems are beyond our help.


kulet.. pero feeling ko collage n writter nito.. anyways is still fun!..

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